Do you have your eye on a certain hottie? Do you want to get their attention without looking like a COMPLETE idiot? Well do I have the solution for you! Not really though. Pick-up lines usually don’t work, but if you do really want to attempt one, my best advice is at least try to make it funny. Here are some pick-up lines that I think are cute, corny, cunning, or clever, yet still clean:
1. Are you lost?…Cuz heaven is a long way from here.
2. Are you okay….Cuz heaven is a long fall from here.
3. Hi, I’m a thief, and I am about to steal your heart.
4. I think I just dropped something…Oh wait, that was just my jaw
5. Did you just say something to me? (No) Well will you please?
6. What’s in your eye? Oh I think it was just a twinkle
7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
8. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you
9. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
10. Was your father an alien?…Because there is nothing like you on earth.
11. Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.
12. Are you tired? (No, why?) Becasue you have been running through my mind all day.
13. Pinch me. (Why?) You are so fine, I must be dreaming.
14. Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby I’m lost at sea.
15. Ow! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!
16. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cuz baby you’re the bomb
17. You must be Jamaican cuz you’re making me crazy
18. Baby if you were words on a page, they would call you Fine Print
19. Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all of my prayer
20. You are like a dictionary because you add meaning to my life
21. I must be a snowflake because I have fallen for you
22. If you were a laser, you would be set on “stunning”
23. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? (No) How bout a date?
24. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee when I fell for you.
25. (Hold out your hand) Will you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
26. I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you because of how you light up my world.
27. Do you know CPR cuz you just took my breath away
28. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my cell phone number. Can I borrow yours?
29. Are you a parking ticket cuz you have FINE written all over you
30. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
These are the best one I could find, but if you have any other good ones, feel free to comment.
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